Santa is no EASTER bunny

ho!,ho!,ho!,Merry christmas,RUDOLPH the red nose reindeer,FROSTY the snowman.i dont believe in SANTA.this DAD had to work to hard son,daughter.i had to do overtime to buy thOSE PRESENTS and i am noT giving all that credit to some pale face man coming down the chimney.I AM mad at my daddy,told me that lie when i was a kid, I found the toys in the closet,then my parents gonna tell me Santa put them there and he was in a hurry he didnt have time to wrap them.i BeLIEVED them! you should be ashamed LIEing to your children,talking about its all done in fun.YOU are not suppose to lie in the name of FUN.now i am GROWN never had a christmas tree in my HOME ,my CHILDREN wants to know WHY and i think back to that LIE,that was told to me when i was a kid,then i look my children in their EYE then point to the SKY and say, ALL YOUR BLESSING COME FROM UP HIGH ,DONT BELIEVE THAT santa clause LIE . IMJUSTTALKING2chairs.ANTHONYf.

tight BOOTY pants

tight booty pants,pinkshirt,PINKtie,PINKSOCKS.does that describe you? well,Iam about to talk about you.Remember Archie Bunker(All In The Family)those were the days when men were men and boys were boys.Lamont had Fred Sanford(Sanford and Son),J.J.had,James Evans(Good Times).we HAD real men to watch on television,to mold us,to inspire us to be real men.Now the role models are Bernie Mac+Steve Harvey+Tyler Perry =,add those three together what do you get?answer.=little Richard,yes,funny. that reminds me,gotta go! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED AT A LATER TIME. talking2ckairs

A word from the Pastor

i thought YOU knew,pimping is not easy and money doesn't grow on tree's.So where is it gonna come from? yep,your bank account,your purse,his wallet.Iam the crook,i meant to say,Iam your pastor you can trust me baby! I have 30,000 members,if i am such a DEVIL,why am I blessed like that.you only have 20,30,maybe 500 people the most sitting in your church.You betta get your hustle on.I meant to say,I have a sermon outline you can purchase. Since you my boy,I'll let you have it for $250.00.My bad,I meant to say a "donation" of $250.00.As a PASTOR my job is to save the lost at any cost.MY cost is higher than yours,can we all just get alone?you are offering SALVATION for free.well, mines come with a layaway plan.YOU PUT a tenth(that's your tithes),like i said, you put a tenth of it down on Sunday and on the following Sunday you betta come with the rest if it.IF not I will send our deacon door collection services to your house and the D.D.C.S. don't come back empty handed.iF you pay on time,I'LL send you a bottle of motor oil,oops!,olive oil, i meant to say olive oil,for self anointing and our Holy towel,to go along with it.We hear at T2C MINISTRY call it the tear drop towel.So many of my members use it to wipe their weeping eyes and you will be using it to once you WAKE UP!start smelling the coffee.oh yeah! send all funds to :no nickles no dimes ChurchHUSTLERBABY,GOTTA GET MINE AVENUE imjusttalking2chairs. ANTHONY F.

WANDA JAMES are you marrying him

(him)Need i remind you she has been married three times,has broken up two happy homes,don't own a house,don't own a car and her bank account is standing at get ready,get set,still waiting to go! For those of you who don't understand what i just said,the heifer is broke!My woman didn't know how to spell Jesus Christ nor had she ever seen the inside of a church until the day I came into her life. I'm not saying I'm God's anointed but i do have a relationship with the Lord.Now look at her,if you could only see my baby girl now.Why do i constantly hear,Wanda James you gonna marry him? its the voice of her mother,my soon to be mother in law.Look here lady I'M marrying your daughter, not you!.Why you worrying about if i have a job,what time I'am coming back home to my house,why i go to the bar with my friends then come back drunk.I know what you are thinking ,he must not be a christian because I drink and get drunk but don't christian do those things?the ones i know do.anyway,I already told you i have a relationship with God.Im NO SAINT! well,im a Saints fan. All i'm saying is why is the MOTHER all in my business?the day Wanda moved in with me she brought her mother.It was'nt a package deal but i excepted IT and now I cant do anything right!I CAN NOT please this woman,this heathen!yeah she is a heathen!.when i come home from work guess who is sitting at the kitchen table.You don't want to eat?i cooked today.what!,you dont like my cooking.my reply ,I stopped at the fast food and had a bite.WHAT I really want to say is I'M not eating that mess!you cant make a sloppy Joe sandwich for me.I might wake up next to Elvis Presley!and thats not happening,not today,Nope!Next time i put the trash out her mother is going with it,she can scare the cats.YESTERDAY i was sitting on the sofa ,clipping my toe nails ,my soon to be wife and her mother was in the room too as i start to clip the big toe I HEAR girl look at them toes i wouldnt want those feet next to mine,thats nasty! WANDA JAMES are you marrying him? imjust talking2chairs. ANTHONY F.

church is MY hustle,baby!

so WATCH IT sucker!my name is not Charlie Brown,so why is everybody picking on me?I'm the neighborhood pulpit PIMP and church is my hustle baby!what is yours? ITS NOT MY FAULT i can talk a cat off a fish truck at lunch time.don't hate the player hate the game.I do my job and i do my job good.your JOB as a christian is to study your bible and study and study!you ain't doing your job.i got a silver tongue.I was trained at the seminary to sell ice to Eskimo's already living in a igloo.YOU AN ESKIMO?YOU BUYING,Im SELLING.preaching is what i do. after i preach put my message against what the bible is saying.IF IT DON'T FIT WITH THE BOOK GIVE IT THE HOOK.REJECT IT!!!!! make sure its the HOLY BIBLE,written by holy men inspired by GOD.If you want to feed the bear with your hand and honey covering your arm,ouch!you probably want get that arm back,if you survive.if i tell you "money cometh" where you think its coming from? from your hand to mine,from your account to mine.let me tell you an ancient Chinese secret.SALVATION IS FREE!so why you paying for it?you want healing?lay your hands on that area of your body and say in the name of JESUS CHRIST iam healed.you want a financial blessing ?get a job. keep on believing you can buy your way into heaven.guess who the gatekeeper is,yep ,its me.the pulpit pimp here to gladly receive your LOVE OFFERING.WHATS wrong with the mAN of GOD getting paid!i have bills to pay too. so what its my JET.as your spiritual leader you dont want me standing in line with a group of people when the rapture,when God comes back for his people.I cant tote all that money on me , so you see, my Jet is needed.you don't want your pastor riding on a Chariot,do you? i'am not begging ,but your pastor needs two millions dollars ,i sold my soul to satan and i want to buy it back.ya'll don't hear me i'am just talking2chairs. ANTHONY F.

dude! my dad is COMING home

"a child is filled with foolishness,but a rod of correction will drive that foolishness from him." Another month another year my dad isn"t coming home.he'll show up this FATHER'S DAY i just know he will.WHY am I lieing to myself? no phone call,no post card ,no nothing!Mother never mention his name.I wonder is he alive.I tell myself he works for the government as a secret agent and because off security reason he is not allowed to show his identity.HE is a James Bond type of dude you know a secret agent man.lies,lies,lies!HE is a deadbeat asshole who care less about me and more about himself.DAD, today is your day today is your opportunity today can be our day together.OUR first Sunday together don't let the moment pass you by.dude!my dad is COMING home.im just talking2chairs.

trouble at the TABLE

wAKE up!smell the coffee something is in it.There is one bible,THE HOLY BIBLE. two days ago the Mormons came knocking at the door.guess what they brought with them their own bible! they told me John Smith was a disciple and that he wrote the Mormon's bible.Now I'M thinking to myself I heard of Peter,Paul,John the Baptist,James,even Judas.I never heard of John Smith,curiosity made me listen to what they had to say and I figured if KRS-ONE could write a bible called the gospel of Hip-Hop then two white boys riding a bicycle in my neighborhood,where crime rate is higher then a prostitute skirt! then this dude John SMITH must be worth dieing for.To make a long story short we are at the table talking,then i hear a knock at my door.i open the door two elderly men introduce themselves as Jehovah witness and guess what they brought with them their own bible!(the Jehovah Witness Bible).I know what you are thinking because I thought it too what are the odds,the Mormons,the Jehovah Witness at my house at the same time.I'm about to be messy,like my aunt Rhonda,she's always starting trouble.She tells everyone she's a Pastor because she knows so much about the Bible.Gentlemen come on in sit down,I've noticed you have brought your bible too.I have two disciples of john smith sitting at the table and I have the Holy Bible written by Holy men inspired by God! I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES. I was waiting for someone to politely excuse themselves from the debate that we were about to have,But to my surprise they were geared up,ready like Freddy.Verbal warfare was on their mind.Moments later I hear a knock on my door so i excuse myself from the table open the door and its my Aunt Rhonda, come on in aunt Rhonda,as she walks by I'M thinking this is too good to be true! or Am I being Punk'd? Auntie Rhonda is a walking bible! she has a scripture for everything and can quote the bible from Genesis to Revelations.I guess there is an Aunt Rhonda in every family! she sits at the table ,notices the Mormon bible,the Jehovah Witness bible,and then she turns and looks at me and says the devil is a lie;I REBUKE these demons in the name of JESUS,these people going to Hell! As i turn around to head back in the opposite direction,aunt Rhonda shouts and says where are you going? I reply,I hear the Holy Spirit knocking on the door I'm gonna open the door.This a true story.The names have not been changed to protect the innocent and I'M just Talking2Chairs. ANTHONY F.

PINK ! PINK ! PINK ! PINK !

light pink, dark pink, hot pink, piss pink! It's still pink to me. Easter Sunday,at church there was to much PINK for me!.everybody had on pink,except me.i'm old school.they call me James Evans,remember "GOOD TIMES" the TV show.my mother wore PINK and my sister wore PINK.the men has stole the PINK shirts from the women.I start to itch when i see males wearing pink,they got on PINKshirts,PINKtie,PINKsocks and tight booty pants,the type of pants James Brown wore.PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!someone tell me what happened to the male dress code? i"am standing boldly and proud for the true color's that identified the males.blue,BLACK,GREY,white,red those are our colors.hot PINK,and Berry, them colors your momma should be wearing.on Easter Sunday,YELLOW was mellow,but it was not for the fellow.your hair is longer then your sisters!,your fingernails is longer then your sisters! how you a real man and you have more barrettes in your hair then your daughter.you will buy your son a blue bike,but you want let him ride a Pink bike ,because IT's for a girl,but you will show up at church with your pinkPINKSHIRT on! i'm just TALKING2CHAIRS.

too short AND THAT AINT RIGHT!

I'M running and ducking with my helmet on,but SATAN's pull is getting strong.they say behind the enemy line is where you find what aint right,what aint right in GODS EYESIGHT.temptation!!!!. MYself,a male wants to know your view on how a women should dress in the church.on SUNDAY at the church i ATTEND there is breast and ass all over the congregation.THE women love to stand up and praise the Lord with their short!,short! dress on AND THAT AINT RIGHT. if i staY sitting in my chair I GET a BIRD'S EYE VIEW of their nasty,their butt's.I close my eyes, but THIS IMAGE OF THEIR ASS IS what I SEE and it aint my praise that are coming up. my 10 hailmarys and 5 our fathers aint helping this soldier.i would like to hear your thought on how a women should dress in the church.talking2chairs

Upon Further Inspection I'M in the wrong church!

Am I a true believer of the message of the cross?Should i say it this way?do I believe what my church believe? or am i a partaker in some one's personal views about what they believe the word of God says.Maybe i amjust settling.have i become a victim of it sounds good,look good,so it must be right syndrome?"seek and you shall find,knock and the door will open" I believe that"s happening to me today.And i believe that is what's happening to many church goers,that truly wants the truth.Upon further inspection what i believe is not falling in line with what my church teaches.what should I do ?If i stay its guaranteed that i will become indoctrinated,receive what is false,more important believe wrong.DO i want that? do i want to lead my family in the wrong direction?I SHALL SERVE THE LORD and not man.after,all this is my purpose, this is why i was saved in the name of Jesus Christ the Son of God,to do his will.(Mark 28:18)make disciples of men in nations baptize them in the name of the Son,and of the Holy Spirit and teaching them to observe the things of the True God.I am to be peculiar,set apart,that's holiness.To be different from the world."But you must pay for conformity,All goes well as long as you run with conformists.But you,who are honest man in other particulars ,know that there is alive somewhere a man whose honesty reaches to this point also, that he shall not kneel to false GODS,and on the day when you meet him, you sink into the class of counterfeit"am i becoming a counterfeit? or am i that one person who won't kneel to a false god.regardless In the end when life cease to exist there is a price to pay.I concluded that all humans believe in something! I also concluded that i want to be righteous before god,I've also concluded that my belief determines my righteousness.In the end will i have conformed to some religious belief that's gonna send me straight to HELL, busting it the gates of hell wide open. This is what i ask myself. Am i ignorant to the truth ?that which i determine to know and base my life around the true gospel of Christ.
"UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, ARE YOU IN THE RIGHT CHURCH?! talkin2chairs

thatPINKSHIRT again

hot pink,you a HOT mess with your berry shirt on.my mom would have whipped ask if i wore that color,they say the worid is very different now Man of God,the times has changed,they say there is nothing wrong with a man wearing a pinkshirt.I tell them ,stop lieing.borderline sissy if you ask me .men WALKING around with hair longer then a horses tail,Iguess i'm old fashion.PINK,PURPLE,YELLOW my sister wore .those colors was reserved for her.BLUE,GRAY,BLACK, I wore,i wore those colors.if dad would have caught me playing Hopscotch,it was world war three and there was no aftermath ,my asK was grass!.little boys playing a tisk -it,a task- it, a green and yellow basket.you wondering why your son is wearing PINKshirtPINKtiePINKSOCKS with a mohawk haircut and walking with a twist .YOU DID IT! society has ripped the moral fabric out of the seams of the clothes of IDENTITY.what i'm saying you was recognized by what color you wore.TODAY,today, Jack and Jill aint going up the hill.Bruce and Billy ,climbing the mountain together holding hands,with their pink back pack on.people quick to tell me ,that clothes don't make the man If clothes dont make the man then why are you still wearing those pants?I have a dress you can wear, put on this dress, Mr. clothes,don't make the man! i'm just talking2chairs.

tttoxicgosphell4u

that gosphell that you hearing,that you believe is toxxxic,dangerous to your salvation.everybody is going to heaven.you must be reading that bobbie jones bible.Everybody got their own bible ,Muslims,Mormon's,Jehovah Witnesses,Christians,Catholics even Sailors have their own bibles,saw it in the bookstore. HELL is hot and aint nothing going down but lost souls. H.E.L.L. ,hot,hot,hot.hell is an evil place ,hell is down low and lonely,if Jesus Christ the son ofGod said there is a Hell ,you better believe its hot.gospel is toxic! EVERYTIME i go to church,they tell me the bible is all i need for HOLY liiving,if the bible is all i need thenwhy are you selling me your book or CD afterwards,and then i have to pay a hundred dollars for it. when Jesus Christ the Son of God was on earth salvation was free, now their charging interest on a prayer. I'M sounding the ALARM, thats tttoxicgospphell4u and I'M just talking2chairs.

thePINKSHIRT

call me oldfashion but dont call me suzie ,the days are gone when men wore black and blue suits proudly.now they wear pastel ,berry ,soft colors.i'm scared to walk outside with a gray suit on because someone with a pink bandana wrapped around his head might do a drive by shooting.what happened to the real colors,colors,colors.ICE T,N.W.A,you guys should take this to heart,blue and red meant something,i'm not promoting violence but you understand what i'm saying.WHY your man wear borets in his head arent those for girls,why you man stand with his hand on his hipsit with his leg cross,let em hang bro. let them hang.HOLLYWOOD is HOLLYWOOD but in GODS eyesight there is no mr.mom.why yur man wear a dress today we laugh when we see men parading around with wigs and dresses on.and we tell ourselves their just actors.Why you dont let your little boy,or son put on a dress.what are you afraid of seems like a double standard to me .call me old fashion EASTER HOLIDAY ,yellow was mellow but it wasnt for the fellow.all im saying is you cant tell the girls from the guys.the boy is toting the purse the girl is carrying the football under arm.I remember when butch was a boys name,and a fishing was something you did with a pole.a poker face was a look you had when sitting at a table playing cards.Remember the TV show ALL IN THE FAMILY of course you dont those was the days.WHAT HAPPEN TO THE DAY WHEN PINK BELONGED TO THE WOMEN?I guess youcan say it was a long time coming,but a change has come.they say change is good,but not in my world.give me the black give me the graygiveme blue ,give me the red,give me the white.YOU CAN HAVE THE PINKSHIRT! i'm just talking2thechairs.