who is SANTA CLAUS

I'am willing to bet you a wooden nickel,that those presents that you find under that paganistic green tree thats decorated with those flashy lights came from your father and mothers saving and checking accounts.This is not rocket science,yo mamma and yo daddy worked over time to buy those toys up under that tree.Santa is the neighbor next door,the plumber,the mailman,the carpenter,the parking lot attendant,the electrian,the roofer,the cashier,the pole dancer that policeman that gave me that ticket,that hostess,the bartender I think you would agree its time to stop telling lies about the red and white suit,black belt and black boots,reindeers on the roof and those Keebler Elves.Has anyone ever seen an elf? I'am willing to bet a wooden nickel Santa Santa will be in debt. by, ANTHONY FOSTER