WANDA JAMES are you marrying him

(him)Need i remind you she has been married three times,has broken up two happy homes,don't own a house,don't own a car and her bank account is standing at get ready,get set,still waiting to go! For those of you who don't understand what i just said,the heifer is broke!My woman didn't know how to spell Jesus Christ nor had she ever seen the inside of a church until the day I came into her life. I'm not saying I'm God's anointed but i do have a relationship with the Lord.Now look at her,if you could only see my baby girl now.Why do i constantly hear,Wanda James you gonna marry him? its the voice of her mother,my soon to be mother in law.Look here lady I'M marrying your daughter, not you!.Why you worrying about if i have a job,what time I'am coming back home to my house,why i go to the bar with my friends then come back drunk.I know what you are thinking ,he must not be a christian because I drink and get drunk but don't christian do those things?the ones i know do.anyway,I already told you i have a relationship with God.Im NO SAINT! well,im a Saints fan. All i'm saying is why is the MOTHER all in my business?the day Wanda moved in with me she brought her mother.It was'nt a package deal but i excepted IT and now I cant do anything right!I CAN NOT please this woman,this heathen!yeah she is a heathen!.when i come home from work guess who is sitting at the kitchen table.You don't want to eat?i cooked today.what!,you dont like my cooking.my reply ,I stopped at the fast food and had a bite.WHAT I really want to say is I'M not eating that mess!you cant make a sloppy Joe sandwich for me.I might wake up next to Elvis Presley!and thats not happening,not today,Nope!Next time i put the trash out her mother is going with it,she can scare the cats.YESTERDAY i was sitting on the sofa ,clipping my toe nails ,my soon to be wife and her mother was in the room too as i start to clip the big toe I HEAR girl look at them toes i wouldnt want those feet next to mine,thats nasty! WANDA JAMES are you marrying him? imjust talking2chairs. ANTHONY F.

church is MY hustle,baby!

so WATCH IT sucker!my name is not Charlie Brown,so why is everybody picking on me?I'm the neighborhood pulpit PIMP and church is my hustle baby!what is yours? ITS NOT MY FAULT i can talk a cat off a fish truck at lunch time.don't hate the player hate the game.I do my job and i do my job good.your JOB as a christian is to study your bible and study and study!you ain't doing your job.i got a silver tongue.I was trained at the seminary to sell ice to Eskimo's already living in a igloo.YOU AN ESKIMO?YOU BUYING,Im SELLING.preaching is what i do. after i preach put my message against what the bible is saying.IF IT DON'T FIT WITH THE BOOK GIVE IT THE HOOK.REJECT IT!!!!! make sure its the HOLY BIBLE,written by holy men inspired by GOD.If you want to feed the bear with your hand and honey covering your arm,ouch!you probably want get that arm back,if you survive.if i tell you "money cometh" where you think its coming from? from your hand to mine,from your account to mine.let me tell you an ancient Chinese secret.SALVATION IS FREE!so why you paying for it?you want healing?lay your hands on that area of your body and say in the name of JESUS CHRIST iam healed.you want a financial blessing ?get a job. keep on believing you can buy your way into heaven.guess who the gatekeeper is,yep ,its me.the pulpit pimp here to gladly receive your LOVE OFFERING.WHATS wrong with the mAN of GOD getting paid!i have bills to pay too. so what its my JET.as your spiritual leader you dont want me standing in line with a group of people when the rapture,when God comes back for his people.I cant tote all that money on me , so you see, my Jet is needed.you don't want your pastor riding on a Chariot,do you? i'am not begging ,but your pastor needs two millions dollars ,i sold my soul to satan and i want to buy it back.ya'll don't hear me i'am just talking2chairs. ANTHONY F.