church is MY hustle,baby!

so WATCH IT sucker!my name is not Charlie Brown,so why is everybody picking on me?I'm the neighborhood pulpit PIMP and church is my hustle baby!what is yours? ITS NOT MY FAULT i can talk a cat off a fish truck at lunch time.don't hate the player hate the game.I do my job and i do my job good.your JOB as a christian is to study your bible and study and study!you ain't doing your job.i got a silver tongue.I was trained at the seminary to sell ice to Eskimo's already living in a igloo.YOU AN ESKIMO?YOU BUYING,Im SELLING.preaching is what i do. after i preach put my message against what the bible is saying.IF IT DON'T FIT WITH THE BOOK GIVE IT THE HOOK.REJECT IT!!!!! make sure its the HOLY BIBLE,written by holy men inspired by GOD.If you want to feed the bear with your hand and honey covering your arm,ouch!you probably want get that arm back,if you survive.if i tell you "money cometh" where you think its coming from? from your hand to mine,from your account to mine.let me tell you an ancient Chinese secret.SALVATION IS FREE!so why you paying for it?you want healing?lay your hands on that area of your body and say in the name of JESUS CHRIST iam healed.you want a financial blessing ?get a job. keep on believing you can buy your way into heaven.guess who the gatekeeper is,yep ,its me.the pulpit pimp here to gladly receive your LOVE OFFERING.WHATS wrong with the mAN of GOD getting paid!i have bills to pay too. so what its my JET.as your spiritual leader you dont want me standing in line with a group of people when the rapture,when God comes back for his people.I cant tote all that money on me , so you see, my Jet is needed.you don't want your pastor riding on a Chariot,do you? i'am not begging ,but your pastor needs two millions dollars ,i sold my soul to satan and i want to buy it back.ya'll don't hear me i'am just talking2chairs. ANTHONY F.